Defeating Vader made easy

OK, you know the drill. Let's say Darth Vader Boggart is in the same room with you, and you've somehow managed to piss him off because you didn't tell him his fly was open in front of the entire clone fleet earlier, and now he's got his mind set on using The Force to make yours come undone..

OMG! *yeargh!* MUMMMYYY! * ok, menacing. You get the idea he's capable of making your knee bones jitter and squashing your inner bits to mince from just the gripping of his fist. You search around the room frantically for a way to fight back. Nothing. No light sabre in sight. Not even an offer to treat the next round of beers will help.

How??

Eureka! You pair him with something cute...something harmless... say...







awwww.... ^_^



But you seeDarth Vader/Boggart is slowly coming towards you with his fist tightening. The room shakes, glasses tip over, cats squeal. You feel your gut sinking. Quickly, you utter the spell aloud...


Riddikulus!!
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and BAM!!!!

photo courtesy of Emerson Wan

Vader = 0 You = 1

OK, OK. I'll admit I got this from one of my random hops around Blogger. And like I told Emerson, I wasn't sure if I'd ever see Darth Kitt.. I mean, Vader the same way again. He was considerate enough to let me feature it here so yay! But don't be a frog under the coconut shell; go read his blog. If not for anything else, just for the sheer fact we share the same last name :p